In an attempt to mitigate the damage caused to aircraft by bird strikes, if not eliminate them entirely, the Air Force has come up with this solution to the problem. To this point, it is being tested on a few transport category aircraft. They have found that, by putting Nancy Pelosi's (US speaker of the House) likeness on the nose of the aircraft, birds of all kinds will avoid the aircraft. There has, however, been a noticeable rise in the number of birds who have chosen to jump into the engines while on the ground, apparently choosing to commit suicide. The photo is, of course, unauthorized and for reference only.

it has been a very long Thursday, and I couldn't resist. Forgive me...
Matt