When the Fueher says we are the master race, we go heil thhpt, heil thhpt, heil thhpt right to his Fueher face.

If stocks always go up in wartime, then how come my Gestapo stocks aren't worth anything?

Character is what you do when no one is looking.
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.- Mark Twain
Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is one less scoundrel in the world.--Thomas Carlyle