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Ta183 Bat Plane!

Editors Note: For those who have never read Val's work, his style is much more creative than the average modeler. We like that about him. This article was re-printed from the IPMS Hawaii Newsletter and will eventually detail his building a model (we promise!).

A Walk in the Park - The Prolouge

I hate it when this happens. I went out for a stroll in the gorgeous woods of Bavaria and someone tried to kill me. I’m pretty sure I was in a national park and not on somebody’s private property, though I could be wrong. My German reading skills aren’t as good as they should be.

I was following a well-marked trail in the snow when the white clad "ghosts" first appeared. I noticed them out of the corner of my eye disappearing into the white of the snow as I would turn my head. At first, they tried to nail me with poison darts, now they are coming at me directly with bared swords. I wondered why they used such ancient weapons until a shout from me brought a small avalanche of snow down upon my head. We’re up in the higher reaches of the Alps, avalanche country. Silent weapons are best here.

I was about two minutes ahead of them. I hadn’t seen anything since I sliced the arm off of one of them in the last close encounter. I lost the trail a while ago and was running blind in the snowy forest. I heard a stream running on my left and headed towards it. I slid to a stop inches from the top of an icy waterfall. A dart whizzed past my head. I whipped around to face my "ghosts", lost my footing on a patch of ice, and promptly fell into the freezing pool below.

My world turned black as I hit the water. My hands found the walls of the pond, but I couldn’t find the surface. I was quickly freezing, my lungs burned for air. My eyes searched the inky blackness for sunlight I knew had to be there. Out of the corner of my slowly fading vision, I spied a yellow glimmer and with all my remaining strength kicked towards it. With a mighty exultation, my head broke the surface and I inhaled gratefully. After breathing my fill and happy to still be alive, I looked at my surroundings. I was in a lit cavern with different types of machinery lining the walls. The air was warm and I quickly clambered out of the pool. I had to say it was a good 79 degrees Fahrenheit in that room. The floor was covered with a glossy obsidian tile that felt warm to the touch. After ascertaining that I was indeed alone in the room and that my pursuers hadn’t followed me into the water, I stripped to my skivvies and wrung the water out of my clothes. I found a set of lockers and searched them until I found a jump suit of the appropriate size and put it on. I placed my clothes in what looked like a heater and allowed them to dry out while I continued to explore the other caverns branching off from this one.

I entered an archway on the left side of the room and found my self in a much larger room, a workshop apparently. More machinery lined the walls of this cavern. There were several work tables lined up in neat rows with half finished projects all about. Looking closely, I recognized MG 151 guns and MG 81 cannons; JUMO 004 and Heinkel turbine engines as well as various radar sets in different states of disrepair. Wandering past a locker that set this area apart from the main room, I was astonished to find several aircraft in different stages of dereliction. A Me 262 was off to my right, a Me 264 seemed to have settled down on it’s haunches in the far corner of the hanger, and a FW 191 sans it’s four engines stood in front of me.

I ducked under the Focke Wulf and found my self face to face with the bloody maw of a giant bat! I picked myself up off the ground where I had fallen in surprise, my leg and rear covered in black and gray dust. I brushed off as much as I could and peered more closely at the oversized nocturnal creature. It was a Focke Wulf Ta 183 painted all black with a giant bat face on the nose. It had two radar arrays on the upper and lower side of the port wing like giant ears listening for an echo. Two more radar arrays were situated on the starboard wing underside. There were two such marked aircraft. The one in front of me had the engine bay doors and gun access panels open as if for servicing. The second Ta-183 was set apart from the others on a blast pad. I walked over to the Bat on the blast pad. It looked ready to fly.

I placed a trembling hand on the warm skin of the aircraft. The fuselage was made from metal while the wings looked like they were made from wood. I climbed up the cliff like side of the aircraft to the cockpit. I opened the canopy manually and dropped inside. A perfect fit. I strapped my self in as any kid would a carnival ride, giddy with excitement. What a find! If I could salvage all of these planes, I’d make a killing on the Warbird circuit! I exited the aircraft and did a quick walkaround. The aircraft was connected to a start cart and the battery was fully charged. I checked the fuel tanks and they were all full of the requisite fuel. I looked down the cavern and realized I couldn’t see the end of it. A runway? This aircraft was probably a factory defender, charged up and fueled ready to defend this hidden aircraft workshop. I went over to the wall of the cavern and hit a switch.

Blue and white lights flickered to life. As I looked down the runway, I saw several white forms dart into the shadows. Damn! They found me. I ran to the back to the Bat, kicked the starter cart away and scaled the cliff faster than a squirrel up a tree. I jumped into the cockpit and slammed the canopy shut while strapping myself into the seat. I looked up and saw six of the white ghosts running full tilt down the runway towards me. I hit the starter switch for the engine, thank you Dipl Ing Tank for putting a self-contained starter cartridge on this aircraft! The engine spun up and I cracked the throttle letting in some juice. The ghosts were now half way down the runway and getting closer. The engine ignited and the RPM of the turbine started to shoot up. I located the arming switches for the four 20mm cannon and depressed the trigger.

Fingers of death leapt from the maw of the Bat and touched a few of the running ghosts. Some of the ghosts crumpled into a heap where the bullets hit them while the others dove for the ground. Two of the six rose from the ground and ran for the walls of the cavern out of my line of fire. I checked the engine temperature gauge and decided it was now or never. I slowly pushed the throttle forward and released the brakes. The Bat darted forward nearly decapitating the two remaining ghosts with its wings as the efflux from the engine tossed the remaining Warbirds into a pile. Damn! The Bat roared forward towards the back wall of the runway cavern. I passed a yellow light on the wall and the entire cavern in front of me disappeared.

I shot out of the darkness into the blue sky. Clouds tufted by me as I rose higher and higher. I closed my eyes and basked in the warmth of the sun before I tried to figure out where I was and how to get home. A jolt to the airframe brought me out of my reverie and I opened my eyes to the sight gorgeous young woman smiling at me from the opposite seat of the bus. We were alone on the heaving and jerking city limousine and evidently I was talking in my sleep again.

"You ought to see a doctor about that." Shiina Ringo said with a smirk.

Copyright ©2002 - Text and Photos by Val Bueno. All Rights Reserved.


 

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