Well Bob, there are two ways to sail.
1: You've got a place to go, and you sail there. (Takes skill)
2: You've got loads of places to go, and pick them in order of wind conditions. (Takes less skill)

Tonite there will be bbq a'la archipelago. First we find good, protected anchorage with sunset view and morning shade. Then a G&T to all involved in the cooking. We need volonteers for the following. Get the Weber up and flaming, tend to the ribs, mix butter, clean off potatoes and find alu-foil, mix the cake and finally make the table. The table is folded in the back anchor compartment. Good luck assembling that, you modeleers.

It will be spareribs, dripping of rosemary-butter, baked potatoes and fresh vegetables. As dessert there are bananas to fill with chocolate and finally brownies to the coffee. All except the coffee will be made on the Weber grill, so timing is critical folks.

And by the way - the red tap in the sink is sweetwater and the blue is sea. Not much salt in it here but enough to ruin any meal. Ok, questions? Good, get at it then!

Tony.

Barbequed Pelicans? Hey thats too exotic.

Careful Tony , Stephen has thing for tossing kind kinder folk in the slammer !!!

Hanging out in the freshly cleaned cafe a messenger pulls up on his bike. Beg to report sir, The nunnery has had a convent break out. All rascals have escaped and the word from Mrs. Werner is the Terri was helped out of the window by the escapees. Word has it they are forming an underground resistance. They are calling themselves the t-shirt liberation front.

Eagads says I where will they strike next?!

Stephen picks up his coffee and starts to head over the hanger , not trusting his surroundings after reseveing the report of the excape . He places a call to increase the security on the airfeild just in case . Something wasn't right , the hanger was in dead silence .............the all girl ground crew should be out side doing drills ..........feeling the heat under his collar mubbling to himself frist that and now this ! Getting closer to the door there appears to be a note pinned to the hanger door , pulling the piece of paper off , opening it as he glances around for some kind of life . The only thing written on the note and in lipstick TLF ....................................Stephen calls out in anger with a deep frustration tone .....................Teerriiiiiiiiii !!!!

Stepehn double times it back to the cafe . Walks around the building to have look at things making sure everything is in order .

Tony sits in side waiting for some one to show up to have a conversation with and enjoy a good beer with . Maybe even a laugh or too . All of the sundden the lights go out !!!

Tony still waiting for some to show up ...........all of a sudden the lights go out .....................wack ! ..................thump ........................Tony falls over .

Everthing falls silent ! Stephen walks through the door . The sun light shining in from the open door cast a nice lovely siloutte of Tony on the wall tied to the chair with a note tape to his forehead .

Jees Tony , are you alright ? , while untieing the ropes freeing Tony's hands Stephen reads the note and again it's marked with in lipstick .TLF

...bob's glad he went over to the LHS and grabbed supplies....after seeing the goings on around here lately, me thinks it's time to put in for a transfer outta this outfit...send me to the front where it's safe and quiet!

Thats a negatory good buddy the pattern is full. You can't leave me here alone with this. No sir we have a full blown four alarm Christmas emergency in August. No one's leaving I just saw a crowd of flesh eating zombies out there and we have nowhere to run. Tear down the lavatory stall doors and board up the bay windows. Stuff is about to hit the fan! See that black box behind the bar open it and push the button!

Thinking to himself "TLF. . .TLF. . . where have I heard that before?"

LTF......Uhmmmmmmmm;
-likes to...fluff
-likes to flirt..(.yeah, that's a keeper)
-likes to f............family site!!!!!!!!!!!!
-likes to fight...(another possible keeper)
-lil tiny feet...(LOL)
-likes to forgive...(yeah...right!)
-likes to forget(CD)
-let's take food
-learned tango friday
-leans towards front
-left turn fern(maybe the canadian equivelent of right turn clyde?!)
-leaving the flock
-let's talk french
-learned to fly
-let tony fall


...I dunno...I got nothin I guess

Brother thats TLF. You dislexic?

LET TONY FALL, huh?

Hey Bob, how did you know I'm scared of heights?

Tony

After an eventful morning of doing daily chores for the miss's Stephen heads down to the cafe to take inventory . It was a fine morning , sun shining no clouds in the shy , just Andrew flying over head in his Bristol F2b taking in site seeing . Bob hiding out at home in his basement giggle like a little school boy over his lastest haul from the hobbyshop !

Tony who has not been see for the past few days recovers at home still from a massive headache which he still blames the beer for .

Pulling up to the cafe everything seem to be in correct order which was left the day before . Now this put's a smile on his face , thinking to himself .....this is going to be a fine morning !!
Unlocking the door the smell of paint hit's him in the face .........strange I don't recall doing any painting .....turning the lights on his jaw drops and hits the floor ......................

The walls have been repainted in pink , white lace curtins now hang in the windows . Flower arrangments of roses fill the room with life . Pictures by Claude Monet now hang where the WW1 memorabilia once sat . On the bar one flower arrangment sits with Stephens name on it signed by ....................TLF

Pink walls, white lace curtains, roses and Monet on the walls. Right...

Waddayasay guys, is it time for Kate and Leopold tonight, or should we dig even deeper and throw Pride and Prejudice on? I mean, Terri has cleared the track for it, and hey - we're men enough for that, ain't we? We can even have a little wet-victorian-suit-competition to counter the lewd life of the girls.

I guess a glass of sherry, or perhaps a good old port would be suitable for that. Got some in the basement Stephen?

Tony

Port, let me check the inventory. . . Why uh yes we do. . . (How did that get there?) It also list a 65 year old crate of Saki?!? Sounds like hell in the Pacific night is coming. Ok you get your uh movie tonight. Hey who painted these walls and the curtains wait a minute! "TLF" its the t-shirt Liberation Front how utterly devious! Stephen graps the field phone. "Quartermaster I need to repaint the cafe! Send me dark green, light green, chesnut brown, French beige and lamp black!

But this weekend "Sands of Iwo Jima", "Flags of our Fathers", "Letters from Iwo Jima" and "Our Time in Hell" (Lee Marvin narrates).

Lee Marvin narrates? I'm game! We could put "I was born under a wandering star" on while we repaint. Or....maybe not...would give a little too much orphanage-feeling over the cafe I guess.

Paint on - paint off!

Tony

Since Lee Marvin will be on the big screen just have to toss this one in as well . The Dirty Dozen .

Supper will be an easy on tonight , roast pork with gravy , mashed potatoes , broccoli with melted chesse on top and ceaser salad . Dessert , stawberry shot cake with the whipping cream made from fresh farm cream . Home made dinner rolls are also a tasty treat .

.hmmmmm....thought it just my typing that was occasionally dyslexic....oops!

...not I sir!...remember it was terri who whacked you up side the head and left you tied up. The phrase was my rendition of that.

...it was all on 75% off clearance...you'd giggle too!

I would be more then just giggling with that kind of savings !

Was feeling very brave the other day and while I was over at a friends place in her garage she has scrap lumber . So I made a small work bench to add to what I have already .
Not the greast but I'm very proud of myself . Also got to use power tools !!! In plans now is a hutch type thing to hold my paints and other stuff . Once I get it all set up I'll post some pic's off it .

Andrew strolls in from a short trip to the north, pipe music still ringing in the ears and the brain still marvelling over the devastation in Princes St. Edinburgh. As he surveys the room a slow smile develops, what a great idea, an internet brothel in pink.

Internet brothel in pink ! Thanks for giving me a great idea Andrew ..........................

Now, how come I picture Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds here?

I guess we can't avoid "The finest little whorehouse in Texas" as tonights movie. Now, can we?

Tony

What Tony ! No food for tonights film ?